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courtney

C: Celebrity crush? I am always a Zooey Deschanel kind of guy

O: Who are you crushing on right now? I honestly don’t really have one right now.

U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs? Well, they say that guys are really bad at “measuring” mines probably near average… Or less (just for the sake of under selling myself)

R: Who was your first kiss? My first real kiss that meant anything was probably Chrissy in 8th grade. Haha.

T: What kind of underwear are you wearing? Boxer Briefs!

N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with.
Kind
Cute face (I’d be lying if I didn’t mention it)
Good sense of humor (can understand my jokes, and play along too)
Someone who has their own ambitions, and is motivated.

E: Do you smoke?
Only really hookah or cigars if I’m celebrating

Y: Do you name your private parts?
I often do, but always forget shortly thereafter. Lets go with “lil’ John and the Ying-yang twins”

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spell your name in my ask please

A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
Please please please I wanna know your names and answer your questions : *